When Insults Had Style

"He has no enemies, but he's intensley disliked by his friends" - Oscar Wilde

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a letter saying I approved of it" - Mark Twain

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it" - Groucho Marx

"I am enclosing two tickets to my new play, bring a friend.....if you have one" - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend secound.....if there is one" - Winston Churchill to George Bernard Shaw in response

"Some cause happiness wherever they go, others.... whenever they go" - Oscar Wilde



Will bring you a proper post later but I just thought I'd share some of those insults! ;-)