Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For Two Of Us

Mama, we're all full of lies
Mama, we're meant for the flies
And right now they're building a coffin your size
Mama, we're all full of lies


Mama - My Chemical Romance

I'm looking into to making some cider out of the apples on our tree that will just rot away if no one does anything about them.

I'm going to create my own brewery, its going to be called 'Angry Wasp Beverages Ltd'

Of course this is assuming the apple press instructions I have just found on eBay work!

I also have plans for making berry vodka as I've got 3 bottles of smirnoff sat here doing nothing.