And In My Honest Observation

If life ain't just a joke
Then why are we laughing?

Dead by My Chemical Romance

I hate rain, more's to the point I hate umbrellas.

To vertically challenged people like myself (ie: short) umbrellas are fucking lethal!

As I fought my way thru town this evening to get the tossing awful bus home I've had to dodge knob heads with umbrellas who just forget or don't give a shit that they have a spiked menace in their hands.
I've nearly had my bloody eyes poked out or face ripped off by the bloody things.

So yes I hate the rain!