It's So Much Easier Not To.

An old man turned 98
He won the lottery
Then died the next day
It's a black fly in Chardonay
It's a death row pardon
2 minutes too late
And isn't ironic, don't you think?

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you're already there
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought it figures

Mr Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suit case
And kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life
To take that flight
And as the plane crashed down
He thought "Well isn't this nice"
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?


Ironic - Alanis Morisette [Jagged Little Pill]


Brought a couple of new cases this evening at Argos basically cos I needed them.

If you've ever seen Jaws when the bloke says "You're gonna need a bigger boat" well this is Cruise....."You're gonna need a bigger case" ;-)

And I'm still worried that my paltry wardrobes worth of clothes won't fit!
I have a special suit carrier for the dresses (yes dresses!!) and my trouser suit plus theres probably some room in there for my shirts cos I'll be fucked if I'm ironing them twice! I hate ironing, I go out of my way to avoid it at all costs.

Give me hoovering any day, it makes noise!

Anyways off to get a fake tan tomorrow! will make the dresses (YES dresses!!!!) look a hell of alot better! wasn't my idea but Francie reckoned our white bits will look a lot less scary so she booked it ;-)